After having had the opportunity to sample a handful of this delectable confectionery after an extended rainbow flavored holiday, I was struck not only by the wonders of holding a crinkly bag of multicoloured gelatin crumbs, but also by a flavour not described on the wrapper. While savoring this decorative delicacy I was suddenly able to identify the elusive taste.

After hours of research I realized that Wrigley’s has spent most of their advertising budget targeting kids with hip commercials and boasts of Fruity Explosions. I believe my new campaign is not only unprecedented but it will also double the sale of Skittles, and possibly some cleaning products as well. These are bold claims, but I stand behind them.

skittles tastes like windex

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2 Responses to Skittles is the Taste

  1. Ged says:

    mmmmmmm…windex. I’m in.

  2. Miguel says:

    mmm, mmm, mmm… I bet is better than Lysol. I’m in!!!

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